Primate Pensioners Enjoy Chimp Haven

Since Social Security is under attack, the people in my generation who aren't wealthy have been told that we'll probably have to work until we die. No wonder, then, that I felt a bit of envy as I read about Chimp Haven, a retirement home for chimpanzees. As a bard once put it, "Apes love that shit"...

From the description, Chimp Haven almost makes it worth enduring the indignities suffered during the production and promotion of 'B.J. and Bear' and other homo sapien entertainments.